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“You’re not a cardboard mata, you’re a terrorist. That’s cos you’re da bomb, babe.” We hope no one has used such a pick-up line on police Inspector Estrina Ang before or Sergeant Victoria Hay, because we hope at least one of us here will be the first to do it (hint hint ma’ams, you’ll know us by our pick-up line). Now, none of here tend to find any Home...

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall – when can we strike Toto? No answer? Nevermind lah. But at least help us pick a trio of beauties from this crop of 16 MPs who thought it’d be fun to dress up in saris for a Tamil Murasu photoshoot ahead of Deepavali on Saturday. Deepavali, or the Festival of Lights, is celebrated by Hindus across the world to mark the triumph of good over evil, and light over darkness. Ok,...

This is a Singaporean girl who doesn’t pull any punches. Damn it, Angela Lee has won all 5 of her fights since making her mixed martial arts debut at the Singapore-based One Championship. This 19-year-old can sure as hell beat the sh*t out of any of us here any day, but can she make it 6 straight wins tonight when she takes on Japan’s Mei Yamaguchi tonight at the Singapore Indoor Stadium? Just...

Sleep naked once a week and pat your face down daily – Oh yeah, and use face masks. Such cheap beauty routines are what 50-year-old grandma Qin Ling says has helped her preserve her killer looks (yes, that woman up there is a 50-year-old grandma). Since she posted pictures of a recent photo shoot online, she’s got suitors in their 20s clamouring to date her. Erm, they’re old enough...

Her ass is her favourite part of her body, and she pretty much got her ass kicked 2 years ago in a Boat Quay brawl. This time round, she got beaten to the Miss Singapore World crown by new citizen Charity Maru. Should first runner-up Kuek Ziyi have stolen top prize the way she’s held our gaze captive? Doesn’t matter, the 26-year-old skater, designer and model has already got top marks...

Angeline Yap bared it all in Lang Tong, and now another local model, Melody Low is expected to do the same in Lang Tong 2. We imagine that the sexy new lead actress is going to leave little to the imagination, going by the steamy scenes in Lang Tong, which the directors say will be made into a trilogy of movies. Unfortunately, 18-year-old army boys won’t get polish their rifles to her naughty bits,...

The political scum is on, but in the midst of the coming bloodbath, we should all take a bit of time to have a Tiger and appreciate the beauty that comes with the battles. When it comes to chio bu watching, we’re apolitical -which is what everyone should be, right? So here’s our roundup of the new faces who will be contesting in the General Election for the first time, regardless of party,...

Jialat lah, Singapore got no chiobu and leng zhai. Or at least, not enough of such beautiful people around to suit the palette of Miss Earth Singapore 2015 Jeslyne Carmen Ang. Taking to Facebook, she said that she can’t wait to leave Singapore and go to Europe. Oh yeah, and it sucks “a trillion times” to live in Singapore, she says, possibly because there are not enough fashionable...

A model politican, and possibly a model MP? 22-year-old Kevryn Lim appears to be the latest and hottest addition to the National Solidarity Party’s stable, and in short, we’re enamoured. No offence to the PAP’s Sim Ann, Indranee Rajah, or Jo Teo, if Kevryn Lim runs for election, we know which side of the fence we’re on. Beauty with perhaps a mind to match, hot did they pack...

They’re the best sportsmen of Singapore, and what’s even better, they’ve pretty darn hot to boot. We’re not just talking about some bright sparks, we’re talking about those who can set off the fireworks just by waltzing into the arena! So as the 28th SEA Games opens today in this tiny island, let’s appreciate our Singapore contingent, by appreciating some of our...

Singaporeans can be forgiven for not knowing boob from bust. After all, we’ll only get to see the version of Chinese drama The Empress of China which is digitally-modified to COVER UP bare flesh of the female characters like Empress Cixi Fan Bingbing! Oh yeah, and besides this, 18-year-old SAR-21-toting NS boys don’t get to watch boobies in R-21 movies too (but that’s a story for...

The Singapore Navy has Clarie Teo to be their female ambassador. In other words, someone to muster more young men around the flag pole. Well, the Kazakhstan military has probably caught on to such a recruitment drive. It’s just kickstarted a Miss Army competition, in the hopes of encouraging more hot-blooded  younsters to sign on. The Kazakhstani Ministry of Defence has chosen 123 of its prettiest...

She comes from a convent school background (Kellock and CHIJ St Theresa’s), graduated with a diploma in Marine Engineering, joined the Singapore Navy and became a Military Expert (ME1). On the personal side, 22-year-old Navy poster girl Clarie Acacia Teo (born on 30th June) is an introvert at heart, a fiesty peranakan and counts her mom amongst the people she respects most. Oh yes, and if you’re...

Yes, we read the very, very long and winding Xiaxue Expose 2 about how bad social marketing company Gushcloud is, how they allegedly paid bloggers to embark on a smear campaign for its client, Singtel, and how it wanted office sinks to rival that of T T Durai. But what’s the final takeaway? Chevonne Cheng, definitely. She’s one of the cute-as-a-kitten bloggers in Gushcloud’s stable,...