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If you are or have been an army boy, you’ll know that going to the toilet alone at night (because your buddy sometimes is just too damn lazy, that ba*tard) is one of the scariest things ever. You know, because got ghost or maybe something that’s just as scary, eg Xiaxue. This is a story shared by @jnghni about an acquaintance who had to go to the toilet alone at night because he had a stomach...

Maybe it was in a rush and didn’t want to chance a train breakdown during morning peak hour (some PSLE students should know that sinking feeling). This snake was spotted at Lakeside MRT at about 7.15am today, looking like it had just finished a big meal. Said Robert Loh, who snapped the picture: “From the bulge under its belly, I presumed that it has just eaten its meal and was too large to fit...

Love them or loath them, Chinese tourists contribute much to our economy in terms of tourism spending – more than 1.5 million Chinese tourists came to Singapore in just the first half of 2017! To help ensure they don’t piss off people, Chinese embassy staff were seen giving out a 30-page guidebook to their countrymen on “civilised behaviour guidelines” at Changi Airport earlier today. In 2006,...

Okay tam jiak people, if you haven’t heard of Chin Chin Eating House, go there and try the white chicken rice – its damn sedap lah! Unfortunately, the shop’s name has probably gotten it more fame overseas than its fragrant chicken legs. This, after a Japanese DJ and singer, 23-year-old Kradness, chanced upon the place and took a shot for social media. The reason – the name “Chin Chin”...

Evading national service is a crime punishable with jail. And you can be sure MINDEF will come down hard on you’re a**, just like they did with these 2 brothers who thought moving to Canada would help them dodge the draft. But what happens when MINDEF ruffles the wrong feathers? This chap, Arp, decided to troll them a bit for not getting their books in order and trying to call up his elder bro who’s...

If you’re a Chinese Singaporeans, this should not be unfamiliar to you – roast pork, aka sio bak. To the ang mohs, it’s known by the more atas name of “Crispy Pork Belly”. The tasty dish is also a familiar one in Spain, but for the rest of the ang moh world, it’s not a common sight. And when celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay shared a how-to video of himself cooking sio...

If you’re intending to get married on 13th October this year you might want to consider this wedding package that’s just gone on sale. 13/1o/2017 is not really an “auspicious” number lah, but what’s possibly more unauspicious is the reason for the package going on sale at S$28,888 – the bride ran off. Ran off, as in “zao sai”, or “run lion”. This is the groom’s situation, as...

See lah, Singaporeans. This is what happens when you complain about a chiobu from China being featured on camera. This year, instead of a similar eye candy, we got treated to this show-stopper. It’s unclear why the gold-digger chose take her pick while she was live on camera. Some have attributed the big dig to an uncanny ability to be caught in the wrong place at the wrong time doing the wrong...

If you’re the kind to browse the Ministry of Education Wikipedia page often, you’d have noticed a something fishy going on at about 4.30am yesterday. Namely, a picture of a pair of boobs and a gif picture of a penis. The gif picture appeared under the description of MOE. It started like this. And then, rose up a lot quicker than Singapore’s birth rate. Then, in the part describing our 2 Education...

If you’ve lived in a HDB flat in Singapore long enough, you’re likely to have used padlocks for your main gate (the traditional kind lah, not those new, complicated “digital $%#@$ lock” type). And if you’ve used padlocks, you should be familiar with this brand, Unity. So, if you find the SG52 National Day Parade logo familiar, here’s why: There’s 2 slight...

  How do you identify a Singaporean pumping petrol in Malaysia without looking at his car plate? Erm, just look at this “rocker” lah.   Petrol in Malaysia cost about 60 percent less per litre compared to pump prices in Singapore. As a result, it has become as much an art as well as a professional practice for Singaporeans travelling across the Causeway to “fill her up”...

Alamak what has Uncle Tan Kin Lian gotten himself into this time! The former presidential candidate (PE2011) is getting trolled on Facebook, after a post yesterday saying that he doesn’t like being called “dude”. Unfortunately, they don’t seem to appreciate Tan’s preference for another term (such as “uncle”, perhaps) and have shown him the “Voice of...

KOH: Singaporeans ah, you cannot just take and take and don’t give back ok. Especially when Singapore is facing a recession and there’s big ticket items at stake (like ministers’ salaries). You ask yourself this: what will happen if Singapore depletes its reserves? The answer is good luck and goodbye to our kids lah. Since Heng focused a lot on innovation during his Budget 2017 speech, here’s...

“Pussy” is an energy drink. “Pussy” is also a cat. And “pussy” is also… if you don’t know, you’re too young and should be having a talk with your lao peh. Now some enthusiastic marketeers have taken our Cardboard Mata standees, a bit too far in their bid to ride on his popularity. Like those “pussy” fellas above. Elsewhere in Yishun, some siao langs have concocted a whole new...