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Singapore’s infamous son, Steven Lim, taking part in China’s The Voice? Yes, the eyebrow plucker, “performer”, and self-proclaimed artiste manager with “3000 artistes” under his wing really did take part. Lim, whose claim to fame came during the first season of Singapore idol when he did a singing striptease at the audition, says he went alone to try out for The...

What happens when you pay for your big day to turn out on film like like Cinderella, but it ends up looking more like The Hunchback of Notre Dame? That’s what happened to one newly-wed, Jaclyn Ying. Just look at the photos and see for yourself! Still, Jacyln hasn’t lost her wit, even as she narrated the disastrous results of her wedding photoshoot, and pursues the bridal shop for a refund. “So,...

“Hi there,  I’m selling a 2 year old full leather reclining sofa by Giormani, model is MACKEN. I bought the sofa in Hong Kong and shortly after, had it put in storage with all my belongings because I was relocating to Singapore.” Heng ah, our editor saw this Gumtree advertisement and re-checked to double confirm everything was ok before posting an ad to sell his toilet bowl. Seemingly...

The government announced earlier today that the CPF Minimum Sum will be increased to S$250,000 – up from the current S$161,000. And a disgruntled man who protested the increase has been killed after he was struck by lightning this afternoon at Hong Lim Park. The Singaporean man has remained unidentified, but witnesses say he had short black hair and wore dark-rimmed spectacles, as though he was...

Hantu? Kua tio kwee? Optical illusion? Either way, there is something very, very wrong with this selfie. Look closely at the reflection in the mirrored window behind the couple and tell us what’s wrong. For those who still can’t figure it out, the mirrored window shows the couple’s reflection, except the smiling woman’s face can be seen facing the camera too! Some have speculated that this...

The stereotypical British politeness and charm has been perpetuated, from the escapades of Paddington Bear, to Hugh grant in Notting Hill, to Sean Connery in James Bond (no, not that emo sod of a Bond known as Daniel Craig). But what do these jolly chaps really mean when they’re speaking to you in their best dialectic over some afternoon tea of scones and biscuits? Well, Brit ang mohs will know...

JUSTINA: For the clueless, Tinder is a dating mobile app that allows you to scroll profiles hoping to find yandaos and chiobus to date, but in reality find all sorts of weird people that make you lose faith in procreation altogether. Don’t believe? Take a look at these attempts at “snagging a prey”. I can only hope you do better. (1) Mr KFC If winning that is this guy’s proudest...

This kid might have flunked his Mandarin assignment, but he’d certainly get full marks for creative thinking and problem-solving! It’s a testament to the effective of Singapore’s bilingual policy, looking at how the young chap synergised English and Mandarin on this hanyu pinyin assignment. But before you laugh at this, Chinese fellas, how many do you know ah?   ...

Singapore Press Holdings is raising the prices for some of the newspapers in its stable starting from today, and that price hike has rankled some dog owners. They say that their pooches rely on those papers to use the potty, and the increase in prices will directly affect them. Said Mr Tan Wee Wee: “I bring ST to the loo because the paper is thick enough to last my session doing business. Then,...

When people say don’t f*k with Micky Mouse, they mean don’t f*k with Mickey Mouse. This unsuspecting driver thought he could get away with confronting a van driver and giving him an earful, but an a**hole mouse and his pals in the back of the van weren’t having any of it! With more incidences of road rage taking place in Singapore nowadays, drivers better pick the right fellas to...

When you think of military training, were you thinking of something more like that picture above? Unfortunately in Singapore, this is the reality. For MALE soldiers: In an embarrassing gaffe, the Singapore Armed Forces published this photo of its centre where recruits undergo Basic Military Training on its Facebook page. Someone must have found it awe-inspiring and decided to show it off to Singapore...

It looks like our firefighters aren’t just quick to pounce when it comes to fighting flames and saving lives. Now they’ve gone and taken the mickey out of the armed forces, with this picture of a grinning recruit, and a caption that leaves little to the imagination as to why it was put up just yesterday. And the humour hasn’t been lost on netizens. Comparatively, some new army BMT-enlistee...

Turning boys into men aside, the army has inadvertently turned one of its own national service recruits into Singapore’s very own version of Grumpy Cat! The honest and unabashed look of sian-ness has turned him into an online sensation overnight, after the army put up that picture you see above on its Facebook page as part of its photo gallery showing Basic Military Training enlistment. Clearly,...

Welcome to the inaugural Redwire Awards 2015, where we honour the best of the best in their respective arenas, for better or for worse. As we wrap up 2015 and sing Auld Lang Syne, let’s not forget the people who’ve made this such a memorable roller-coaster ride of a year! Scandal of the Year: BreadTalk Kong Hee was a fraud and Sun Ho couldn’t sing to save her ass. Yeah, we knew...