Like this German chap, who decided that splitting all their common property 50-50 meant he should literally halve everything!
Possibly as a slight to his ex-wife, who he suggests of cheating, the ang moh split everything down the middle – including items such as an iPhone, laptop, chairs, and even the damn teddy bear!
He’s put all his halves up for auction on eBay, with these descriptions included, just to be funny.
“The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear. In particular, half is missing”
“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch”
“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music”