After all, he’s supposedly good for “long-term family planning, cuddling and cleaning” and comes with good reviews.
The lovelorn lad put himself up for sale on Carousell, presumably as a gag (we hope) after he broke up with his girlfriend.
So distraught was he that he even listed a sofa she used to use for sale too.
What takes the cake is Yee’s description of the sofa.
Better chope yours now!