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Singapore Single’s Desperate Quest for a Girlfriend


Lunch Actually is too expensive. Dating apps failed to garner a response. So this young man from Singapore, Terry Chia, decided to embark on a Rambo-esque one-man rampage on YouTube to attract a mate.

 

“I hope to find a girlfriend by Christmas this year,so I can prove to everyone that an average guy can have a girlfriend just like everyone else.”

 

And Terry is casting his net pretty wide.

 

“My ideal girlfriend can be anyone – regardless or age, race or religion.”

 

But will he be a good snag, and/or a good stag? Let’s let the ladies decide.

 

“My dream date is to have a one-day outing at Sentosa, to hold hands with her, and to hold hands with her and to walk on the white sands on the beach. And sun-tanning – so I can apply suntan lotion for her.”

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Young ladies who are keen, please email a picture of yourself to redwiresingapore@outlook.com. A member of Redwire Times (most likely, Johnny) will keep in touch if you’re attactive. Terry gets the rest.

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