Underage Panda Porn, Courtesy of Channel NewsAsia and MediaCorp!

Posted on Apr 21 2015 - 5:24pm by Koh Koh Loco

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Is the same channel that brought to you that week-long live coverage of Lee Kuan Yew’s funeral finding it difficult to make ends meet?

It’s now taken to the internet and social media to disseminate panda porn, shot in our very own Wildlife Reserve Singapore!

That photo you see shows our very own pandas, Kai Kai and Jia Jia doing the dirty, bear-naked style.

The two bears are 7-year-old, so that means Kai Kai should be charged with statutory rape.

Oh wait, please bear with me – he’s a bear and not subject to the laws of the jungle aka Singapore law.

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Dr Cheng Wen-Haur, Chief Life Sciences Officer at WRS, had this to say about Kai Kai, the male pubescent bear.

“Kai Kai is young. He is interested and ready to try a lot of things. But in captivity, he did not have any older pandas as “a role model”, so he didn’t really know what to do.”

Well, WRS says it will be monitoring to see if Jia Jia becomes pregnant in the coming months.

And if she does bear fruit, we expect Channel NewsAsia to have a Will and Kate no holds barred full live coverage of the birth, together with the fancy birthday hats thrown in.

 

 

*On a serious note, CNA’s TV and online coverage of the LKY funeral was done damn fine and well and we do appreciate that, though we still prefer the panda porn. Cheers.

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