Wife Runs Off so Groom-to-Be Sells S$28,888 Wedding Dinner Package Online

Posted on Aug 18 2017 - 7:44am by Redwire Singapore

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If you’re intending to get married on 13th October this year you might want to consider this wedding package that’s just gone on sale.

13/1o/2017 is not really an “auspicious” number lah, but what’s possibly more unauspicious is the reason for the package going on sale at S$28,888 – the bride ran off.

Ran off, as in “zao sai”, or “run lion”.

This is the groom’s situation, as described:

“This is a classic case of running lion towards the west or i’ll put nicely, “A journey to the west” He has paid the ultimate price for conforming to our government’s policy: “Marry young, fuck now, give birth to more babies, help fight the aging population.” I urge all fellow Shotgun/YoLo/Urgent/Budget Couples… THIS IS A GOOD STEAL!”

Maybe the poor chap should have booked 13/14/2017 instead, but we know that’s not going to happen.

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Still if you’re not the kind who’s superstitious, this is what’s on offer:

“Dearest Shotgun/YoLo/Urgent/Budget Couples, On behalf of the groom almost-to-be, (I cannot mention his name due to a gag order by the supreme council and bounded by a non disclosure agreement), I am letting go a wedding dinner package at Marina Mandarin on the 13th oct 2017.

Here are the juicy details:

1. 30 Tables (deposit paid)
2. Letting go at $28888 Before GST (can be nego slightly but the groom is super depressed now, i’ll front the negotiations)

FREE Perks if you take up this package:
1. We will sponsor the wedding car on the day itself (Maserati or Mercedes)
1.1 Driver included
2. We will sponsor the wedding gowns and suits for the couple
2.1 Do not worry about size, fitting services are available and FOC
3. We will sponsor the dresses and suits for both the couple’s parents
3.1 Do not worry about size, fitting services are available and FOC
4. We will ALSO sponsor the gowns for the sisters!!!
4.1 Do not worry about size, fitting services are available and FOC
4.2 Godzilla also can wear, pang xim
4.3 Sadly, up to 6 sisters only
4.3.1 BUT NEVERMIND!!! If you got more than 6 sisters, i steady bom bi bi TOP UP FOC FOR YOU!!! 5. We will sponsor the photographer AS WELL AS the videographer for the gate crash AND the wedding dinner itself

Groom’s situation:

This is a classic case of running lion towards the west or i’ll put nicely, “A journey to the west” He has paid the ultimate price for conforming to our government’s policy: “Marry young, fuck now, give birth to more babies, help fight the aging population.” I urge all fellow Shotgun/YoLo/Urgent/Budget Couples… THIS IS A GOOD STEAL!

ALTERNATE SOLUTION:

Can someone introduce a girl to the groom asap so that they can fall in love before 13th oct 2017 and get married on 13th oct 2017?

P.S.

“I what also don’t have, money I alot, not super super super rich, but rich enough to buy her hermes bao bao just to see her smile… But now… it’s ok. If i cannot be happy, I will want others to be happy… I can even drive the car on their wedding day 13/08/17…” – A 28-yr-old-groom-almost-to-be Kindly help to share. (referral commission can nego) THANKS!!!”

 

 

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