Desperate Towkay Offers Sweet S$3000 a Month Deal But Still Can’t Find Stall Helpers!

Posted on Jan 18 2016 - 2:54pm by Redwire Singapore

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Desperate to make sure he fulfills all his orders for Chinese New Year (8 Feb), the boss of Uggli Muffins is dishing out more dough in the hopes of enticing people to work for him as a stall assistant – to the tune of 2 times the typical market rate.

The job sounds simple enough – you don’t need any prior job experience, just a pretty smile (because those muffins are already damn uggli).

But Towkay says that despite the sweet pay package on the table – which doesn’t even include bonus yet – he’s only been able to find one suitable worker after looking for help for one month.

Most fresh university graduates in Singapore would be thanking their lucky stars to land a job in the private sector that lands them S$3000 a month.

So if you’re still job-hunting, or unemployed and sitting on your ass playing Xbox games the whole day, why not brush your teeth and see if you make the cut?

11 Comments so far. Feel free to join this conversation.

  1. Andrew January 19, 2016 at 1:44 pm - Reply

    Where got attractive. U know how to do ur math not. One day 12hr lei suck cock !

    • Jeremy January 20, 2016 at 1:51 pm - Reply

      Bro 1 mth 3k and with no experience needed. Where else will u find a job like that out there even if it’s only for a couple mths and 12 hrs a day?

  2. limhongquan January 19, 2016 at 3:22 pm - Reply

    Having only n level result ,Will do whatever is given to me ,WhatsApp 85153998 me if wanted

    • Eric January 19, 2016 at 8:11 pm - Reply

      Seriously if you are interested, you’d just goggle his company address and make an effort to contact him instead of expecting him to whatsapp you like you are the bloody towkay!

    • unknown January 20, 2016 at 2:11 am - Reply

      You are doomed. It’s you who are finding job now, there are hundred – thousands of singaporean / malaysian looking for an opportunity to work each day. You are not qualified to work if you don’t look up for urself instead of PM’ING..

    • No thanks January 20, 2016 at 8:48 am - Reply

      Not wanted.

  3. Wayne January 19, 2016 at 7:29 pm - Reply

    This one never say how many off day a week
    Lets assume 1 off day a week lah.

    12hrs x 6 days = 72 hrs work week

    Normal work 44hr work week

    Assuming using pure figures. 1 month pay is 4 weeks

    Muffin is 72 x 4 = 288hrs

    Normal is 44 x 4 = 176hrs

    No need to take bonus into consideration.

    muffin 3K divide by 288hrs. $10plus per hour

    Assuming poly starter. 2k.

    2K divide by 176hrs . is $11.36 per hour.

    Assume degree starter. 3K

    3K divide by 176. $17plus an hour.

    Summary. don’t bullshit. it is common sense

    Muffin working hours is slightly below poly hourly pay and work 1.75 months of work in 1 month.

    So? Conclusion. Pay peanuts u get monkey. Pay Cucumber. Monkey also won’t come.

  4. asshole January 19, 2016 at 8:27 pm - Reply

    12hr per day, 6 days per week sibo??? 1hr $10 only leh even part time waiter can get $8.50 -> $10 per hr.

  5. Anonymous January 20, 2016 at 8:17 am - Reply

    Is those days …most foodstall runs by family. I think this is not a Singapore issue …everywhere in the world have difficulty in getting worker to work in small food stall. Foreign work can because is worth it for them (salary x3 or x5 send back home in echange rate). Honestly not many want to take this prospect. May i ask? How my parents want their children to work as helper in food stall? Please don’t propogate the matter of not enough foreign worker. Or can’t find local worker. Go get your family or children to help.

  6. Satish January 20, 2016 at 4:10 pm - Reply

    Interested

  7. Just passerby January 22, 2016 at 2:57 pm - Reply

    Just go toa payoh lor 1 market to find the towkay.

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