Bangfit: New Game Promises to Improve Your Fitness and Erm, Procreation Skills

A new game has been launched that promises to keep you entertained while you keep fit.

And also improve your skills in the bedroom so you can claim more baby bonus next year.

It’s called Bangfit, described as “the fitness method gyms don’t want you to know about.

Users will have to buy a Bangfit belt, access the game in a web browser, and strap their synchronized smartphones to their hips.

Up to 3 players can join at a time, and users follow moves and actions displayed on-screen to score points.

The moves include basic sex positions as well as more acrobatic positions such as the “Missionary Press” and “Squat and Thrust” (go google them yourselves, we’re not going into the nitty-gritty!)

Your moves will be monitored via accelerometer and gyroscope technology in your smartphone.

Once the sexercise is complete, you will receive a “final results” that you can share on social media.

Game creator PornHub says:

“We know from experience that there’s one activity people are always motivated to do and one for which they are never too busy. That’s getting busy. That’s why we came up with BangFit, which gamifies sex and encourages users to pump while they hump.”

Couples can consider this part of training for, erm, national service?


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