In case you didn’t attend the Return our CPF rally, and need some smart-ass wisecracks to 1. show off to you friends, 2. answer some smart-asses who don’t agree with the whole Return our CPF concept, or 3. pick up politically-motivated young ladies, here’s a handy list of Top 10 quotable quotes from the rally. Just don’t be too smug when you spout them, or you’ll risk coming across as a Chia Tye Poh-esque pseudo-Communist (can kena jail, ok).
“This is a new beginning. If we hold on to our unity, there will be no force in the world that can take it from us” -Ariffin Sha
“If Singapore doesn’t belong to everyone, we might as well be called an international island.” -Ariffin Sha
“Why do we pay our government millions of dollars to sue us?” – Vincent Wijeysingha
“No one has ever brought about change by asking permission from the government” – Vincent Wijeysingha
Leong Sze Hian
“No other media in the world would be stupid enough to say Medishield Life is the best thing in the world.” – Leong Sze Hian
“You all so poor thing…” Leong Sze Hian
Han Hui Hui
“When you grow old, they (the PAP government) say sell your house and and pay your medical bills!” -Han Hui Hui
“Is this (Singapore) a country, or a company?
“Show us the records! Tell us the truth. Be honest to Singaporeans.”
“It’s time to awaken. It’s time to rise. It’s time to take control… The time for change is now. ”