MAX: Sending you these pictures which I came across. This Bangla FT (Bangladeshi foreign talent) go try his luck and sex chat one girl on Facebook but instead of getting his “ooh la la”, intead tio kan (got scolded) by the girl.
The Bangla thought his KKC (abbreviation of a colloquial slang for “penis”) damn big and sent a picture to the girl, but she got a shock when she saw the KKC… because so tiny like millipede! Her reply: “Huh. So small you also dare show? Rmb (remember) to water it everday. Let it grow.”
Not that sex chat is wrong, but want to sex chat also must be a bit more satki (powerful) what. You anyhow suka suka (as you like) send people KKC picture, think you are amdk ah? (“ang moh dua kee”, colloquial slang for “big Caucasian”).
Go and have a good laugh.
(Ed’s Note: sex chatting IS wrong. It’s illegal to distribute pornography in Singapore and sending someone a picture of your penis could be regarded by the law as distributing pornography. So you can be a cunning linguist, but just don’t do send such junk! )
Thanks Max for this letter.
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