Valentine’s Day is just round the corner (14 Feb lah, bodoh). And that’s a day when like Ah Beng, you probably don’t want to be alone at home watching reruns of Notting Hill.
So here’s some choice pick up lines, or sweet lil nothings to use when you hit the town… and happen to bump into an Ah Lian who happens to support the Workers’ Party!
Or if you’re married to one, use these messages to rekindle your affection and show how much you love
that stupid old cow your wife.
(1) Will you be my co-driver… for life?
(2) Roses are red, violets are blue, Forgot what comes next…so HUAT AH!
(3) Baby, you say it best when you say nothing at all.
(4) I got the waves, but I’d go bald if you asked me to.
(5) I love you, even though you make me so blue.
(6) Baby, I love the way you hammer me.
(7) Rose, you vote WP, I vote WP.
(8) I’ve been thinking, let’s sell our penthouse in Tanjong Pagar and move to Aljunied.