So it’s probably easier to sum up his life in music videos.
With all the national grief going on, it’s probably time to have a little laugh.
This time, at Ah Gong’s expense (don’t lightning-bolt us, please!)
For the thousands still queuing to honour our late first prime minister, here’s some songs to remember him by.
Papa Don’t Preach – Madonna
From PM to SM to MM. If given the chance, ol’ Harry might even try teaching god a thing or two.
And for Little Lee? “Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep…”
Tangled Up in Blue – Bob Dylan
Biggest headache in later years? The Workers’ Party.
Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division
Because he prefers being feared.
“Between being loved and being feared, I have always believed Machiavelli was right. If nobody is afraid of me, I’m meaningless.”
Only Wanna Be With You – Hootie and the Blowfish
Lee married his first romance, Kwa Geok Choo, and the two stuck together for life.
House of the Rising Sun – The Animals
His son became Prime Minister after the “benchwarmer” stepped down.
I Want it That Way – Backstreet Boys
Lee was said to be a perfectionist who couldn’t stand sloppy work.
Blurred Lines – Robin Thicke
No one truly knew where the OB (out-f-bounds) markers were until they crossed it.
(Hit Me) Baby One More Time – Britney Spears
Then they kena sued until damn jialat. Ask Dr Chee. The Indian dude isn’t around anymore.
Bad – Michael Jackson
“Because you know I’m bad, I’m bad, you know it…”
Kungfu Fighting – Carl Douglas
A pai kia who can defend himself in a court of law.
“Anybody who decides to take me on needs to put on knuckle-dusters. If you think you can hurt me more than I can hurt you, try.
Cry Me a River – Julie London
The Great Pretender – Queen
Toh Chin Chye on Lee crying on TV: He was crying. I don’t understand him at all. On one hand, he worked so hard for merger. Having gotten the cupful, he shattered it. And then cried over it.
Somewhere Over the Rainbow – Judy Garland
Lee: “I wouldn’t call myself an atheist. I neither deny nor accept that there is a God. So I do not laugh at people who believe in God. But I do not necessarily believe in God – nor deny that there could be one.”
Sympathy for the Devil – Guns N Roses
Very hard to deal with this man lah, even in death.
Lee: “Even from my sickbed, even if you are going to lower me to the grave and I feel that something is going wrong, I will get up.”
Shake it Off – Taylor Swift
Stubborn as a mule.
Lee: “If I decide that something is worth doing, then I’ll put my heart and soul to it. The whole ground can be against me, but if I know it is right, I’ll do it.”
I Knew You Were Trouble – Taylor Swift
When Tunku Abdul Rahman first met young Harry.
Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
Remember eugenics and “Stop at Two” in the 1980s, anyone?
Every Breath You Take – The Police
Yes, the police.
Working Class Hero – John Lennon
Lee studied at neighbourhood school, Telok Kurau Primary, then did well enough to enter Raffles, and subsequently Cambridge. He’s said to have lived his whole life frugally.
The Winner Takes It All – ABBA
And gets a the first ever state funeral for a prime minister to boot.