Why did the Singaporean cross the Causeway? (This is a lot easier to answer than “why did the chicken cross the road”)
Because everything “cheap cheap” lah!
Especially when it comes to petrol, which can cost about 3 times less per litre.
If you’re wondering why Malaysians laugh at us and call us Ugly Singaporeans, take a look at how these guys hump their cars just to squeeze in a little more oil.
Wah lau eh!